#unless it's for the trolls :')

[notllorstel]

warm up doodles

[zivazivc]

my brainrot about these two can be measured in liters

[official-penis-posts]

Southern Norway has a landmark called Trollpikken. Or The Troll's Dick in English. It was chopped down by some angry local after it started gaining attention, then subsequently re-attached after a fundraiser raised ~$21400 for the procedure

(Wikipedia)

Hurray for the restored Trollpikken!

[purityonice]

🩷💎 Floyd x Reader 💎🩷

Disclaimer: I wrote this at 3am sorry if its bad. ALSO PART 2 LATER

Your eyes met while on the first show of the tour, you were in the crowd eyes filled with admiration as he sang. His world stopped seeming as it was just you two in this huge concert hall. A spotlight on you as he began putting %110 into his preformance.

He felt his heart flutter everytime you fanned over him. Especially when it was just his solo preformances. [Which also unconsciously contributed to the downfall of their perfect family harmony.]

After everything went down hill due to John dory’s ignorance. He tried to grab onto the vine to prevent himself from falling off the stage missing it by a hair and falling into the crowd. Landing on top of you winding both of you in the process.

Feeling the soft body underneath him gasp for air as he scrambled off of the poor fan. His heart skipping a beat when he realised WHO he has landed on. His face heating up as he felt himself getting the preshow jitters.

Wiping his sweaty palms off as he extended a helping hand out towards you as you gaped in shock.

Like was this really happening right now?! your idol was really infront of you let alone OFFERING YOU TO TOUCH HIM!? GASP!!

Your mouth ran dry as you took his hand into yours pulling youself up as he apologised profusely as jealous fans watched from afar. Security came and took him away before you could even tell him that it was no big deal. He looked back at you as he was taken away lipping once more i’m sorry before being lead backstage.

You felt empty as everyone was asked to leave early dragging your feet behind you. As you were waiting outside for your ride you you were stopped by security as they told you to follow them. Not wanting to get in trouble you decided to go with them without any complications.

As you walked you notived that you were being taken backstage. Feeling excitement bubble inside of you at the thought of seeing Floyd and the rest of the BroZone gang ONE ON ONE. Skipping inside of the entrance as they stayed outside.

Seeing the familiar pink haired troll pacing nervously until he saw you. His eyes lighting up as he walked towards you asking if you were okay.

You reassured him that you were alright he sighed in relief.

“I- I’m sorry my brothers aren’t here… they’re just letting off some steam right now.” He sighed out looking up at you his face flushing as a dopey smile was plastered on your face.

“It’s alright! I’m just so happy I get to see you again Floyd!” You beamed as he softly smiled as he watched you fan over him. “So you were the one who asked me to come back stage?” You asked tilting your head as he nodded.

“Yeah I just feel really bad about the concert ending early AND you know…winding you.” He chuckled rubbing the back of his neck. “I can make it up to you?” He muttered looking into your eyes as you blushed.

“I-I no Floyd it’s okay everythings fine! I don’t mind it’s more of an honor!” You blerted out waving your hands in front of you. But Floyd moved closer.

“N-no I insist! its the least I could do It’s my treat.” Floyd spoke grabbing your hands and pulling you closer.

“ohmygodisthisreallyhappeningohmygod” You thought out loud causing Floyd to laugh. A blush spreading across your face unable to conjoin words so you just nodded. Floyd felt a smile grow on his face as he zoomed to his dresser grabbing a peice of paper and writing something down and zooming right back grabbing your hand gently and placing it into the palm of your hand.

“This is my number text me when you get home okay? I’ll plan something for us to do.” He looked into your eyes feeling himself heat up at the situation.

“YESOKAYTHANKYOUFLOYDOHMYGODILLDEFBETEXTINGYOULATER” You practically screamed out holding his number close to your chest looking at the time and feeling upset.

“You gotta go now huh?” You nodded disappointed exchanging goodbyes before walking out the door, before turning around and rushing over and giving him a hug before you left. Rushing out of the door and yelling a good bye as sqeals and giggles could be heard fading away into the distance.

Floyd shook his head as he let out a low chuckle and grabbing his phone after hearing a notification.

“Hey Floyd I know you said when I get home BUT I couldn’t wait so HI!!!”

Smiling to himself before responding quickly tapping away at his screen as he heard his brothers come back still arguing about what happened during the preformance.

[spooky-pop]

Time for Spooky's Town Hall meeting, we all here? Yeah? Good

I have gathered you all here to announce:

I WILL NOT stop drawing Trolls

Ty for ur time

[calware]

can we stop throwing around the word terf. it can't just mean anything you want it to. i'm wracking my brain trying to figure out how terfs would be pro-he/him lesbians.....

[warning-heckboop]

Been thinking about the Crystal Clay au more--and kinda by extension the other aus in which JD or Bruce are the ones in the diamond instead (Crystal Dory au by @tea0w0stache, Crystal Bruce au by @throwawaycan, although none of what I'm about to say should be considered canon to those aus without their creators sayso, I'm just spitballing ideas).

The main conflict that causes Branch to walk out with Poppy and Tiny, which then ultimately results in the remaining three brothers being captured by Velvet and Veneer, is fueled by all three of the oldest brothers: JD's push for perfection sets off Clay, which sets off Bruce, which all in all escalates the argument to the point we see in the movie.

But what about in these aus, where you remove one of those three? Without JD, there isn't as much pressure for perfection. Without Clay or Bruce, there isn't one to spark the conflict and then the other to fan the flames. I'm not saying an argument wouldn't happen, I'm just saying I get the vibes that, without all three of them present, and also with the additional presence of Floyd as a mediator, the argument would be contained before the group decides to split.

If the group doesn't split (and Tiny is still driving Rhonda instead of JD and therefore doesn't park in the obvious 'reserved for Brozone' parking trap), then the other three brothers would never get captured.

Which would leave the one remaining brother who's already trapped, whether it's Clay or Bruce or JD, stuck being Velvet and Veneer's only source of talent for their big show, meaning there's a much higher chance they'd suck the last of the life force out of them sooner than they did for Floyd.

Floyd barely scraped by. What's going to happen if they're left with even less time to complete their rescue?

[pan-de-nomena]

sometimes i think about how we dont really see older aged trolls in the franchise and how they probably kept sacrificing themselves to save the young ones from being eaten

[blurrymind11]

Hey! Anyone want me to draw their OC or Request? Trolls stuff ynow

My rules Here v

-Will do gore

- Will draw OC's

- Headcanons are allowed

- One to two characters

-100% will do outfits

- Preferably not au's

- No pro ships

- NO NSFW

-Sadly no mount rageons

If you think (Aw mine probably won’t be drawn) just ask anyway! I’ve done some before and I’m doing these ones in simple COLOR

Here’s some examples!

[protagonist-art]

"Uh- I'm Arnold. Bennett. It's profoundly difficult to get your lifes works and studies accepted if your name isn't... yes, oh! Are you a fan of moths, sir?"

NEW RDR2 OC!! a reclusive, clumsy entomologist and bug collector; cooped up in his study of uniformed clutter

[acoustic-crayons]

He's here to turn in the Wanted Dead or Alive Bounty(dead) and even brought some flowers as well, much to his brother's embarrassment

Hickory could've gone without seeing his brother's strange attempts to flirt.

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

Just finished working out, I'm so weak and vulnerable rn if anyone cares (< boy who is in fact still much stronger than you and is trying to lure you in)

[zivazivc]

How tall is Les compared to the average Funk Troll?

He's pretty short, but not so short that there aren't some adult funk trolls as tall as him.

I draw his size pretty inconsistently but this is about the height difference between Les, Hed and Ish (their dad), with Hed and Ish both being pretty average height for their genres.

But since Les is shaped more like a scaled up rock troll than a funk troll, his shoulder height is about the same as with regular funk trolls, it's just his short neck that makes him lose those extra centimeters. His strange scaled up body type also makes his legs and arms disproportionately large and big-boned, so he's heavier and stronger than trolls his height (e.g. Flea, they're about the same height).

bonus this thing i made a while back that makes me chuckle for how accurate it is:

[shadebloopnik]

If Branch doesn't propose to Poppy in Trolls 4 with Never Gonna Give You Up sung with his entire heart and soul, what even is the point.

[basilpaste]

i think a lot about how homestuck characters typing quirks are put to voice. and obviously the comic itself characterizes them in such a way that specific vocals make sense, but its really interesting to see how that translates and stuff.

some of it is really obvious, like how anyone reading the comic decides how karkat shouts or how tavros sounds anxious or sollux's lisp. but then theres stuff thats a lot less obvious, but still makes perfect sense in context. like how equius tends to put STRONG (heh) emphasis on words like strong, sure, but also words with the "oo" sound. and ive noticed most people who read through the comic the first time do put emphasis there.

and some of it is more subtle, but ive never heard anyone decide terezi has a 'normal' voice. theres always some vocal distortion, maybe with fry or a nasal sound or trills, but its just one of those things. and obviously eridan has the octopimp stutter thing, but people at least always decide he kind of sounds like an asshole. sometimes its british, sometimes its like northeastern american, but always its snide as fuck.

and vriska always has a lilt, and kanaya is always a little stilted and almost always british. people try to make aradia sound spooky, they give nepeta a catgirl voice. if people know about juggalo culture, theyll give gamzee an icp style voice, if not, hell sound like a stoner or a clown.

i think the only one of the trolls that isnt really consistent is like... feferi. sometimes shes british, sometimes shes a toned down nepeta. popular fanon kind of has a way she sounds, but even that is subject to change.

[jadequarze]

The perfect hairstyle for my WoL finally exist! A handsome lady

I love herrr